Thomas Shelley Zimmerman
Good Bards and True
But come on down
and hear our living legend
the prime number one Bard
in Burns Club Number 2

Find romance with a rose
A punk, A sensitive soul
Over 200 and still on the go
An eye for the ladies its true
Cutty sarks run Toe to Toe
He dances still in Burns Club No 2

Will always be our number one
Dead poets society - Not True
Have you guessed it yet.
Well heres a clue ooh ooh
You will find him in Alexandria
In the Burns Club Number 2

A toast to mice and Vale men
and the plans that go awry
Slange Bruce and the drouthy Weir
Toast the Immortal Memory
but remember Tam O'Shanters Mare
Hame fae the Burns Club Number 2

The rights of man with whisky
fraternity equality and liberty
Have a laugh at Holy Willie
Sit doon wae Johnny the Soutar
Its all right here in Alexandria
In the Burns Club Number 2

CHORUS
I'm not one for membership
I don’t know where I am going,
but I am on my way Voltaire
to hear the words of Rabbie
where else but in Alexandria
In the Burns Club Number 2

Ian Morris Retson
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